The
last 6 summers I have gone back to Canada to do Canadian things. For certain
obvious reasons, that streak has ended. However, things are never all good or
all bad. There are positives to almost everything. I won’t be spending as much
money, I am getting paid for the summer (need to do 2 weeks of summer school
though), I have ample amount of time for gaming, and I have some time to
explore Korea.
People
say that Jeju is like America’s Hawaii. People go there for honeymoons, there
is surfing, seafood, famous Korean dramas are shot there, and basically anything
you see or eat is famous. See that beach? Famous Jeju beach! Delicious prawns?
Famous Jeju prawns! (Hey! Hey! I love prawns!) See all that grass? Famous Jeju
grass! Perfect sand beaches? Famous Jeju sand!
Everyone
says you have to go to Jeju. Fine. I’ll go. I need to go somewhere and it seems
unlikely I will be able to leave Korea until next summer (What happens next
summer Bert? Oh, just wait). I somehow made a friend who wanted to go to Jeju after
work on Friday and come back late Sunday night. Do you want to know the best
way to travel in Korea? Travel with a Korean person. It’s like having a cheat
code. I went to restaurants and had food I would have never ordered or even
knew existed because I’m a big, English speaking dope of a man. Another pro tip
is renting a car. I’ve never driven a car outside of North America which is
kinda wild if you think about it. I didn’t have an international driver’s
license until last August and it expires soon so I needed to make it count. Since
the summer is a high tourist season and getting around the island is a bit
tough without a car, the island is filled with rental cars. At the hotel we
stayed at, it was like looking at an Enterprise car lot. (Big shout out to
Enterprise. It was 11 years ago that I woke up each day to work from 7:30-6,
wash cars in a suit, forced to talk to strangers as I drove them around Ottawa
and really made me seriously consider leaving Canada if this is what being an
adult entailed)
I don’t want to tell you each thing I did because I don’t want
to be some big show off but here are some pictures of Jeju that I have stolen
from the internet for your viewing pleasure.
Overall,
Jeju is a great stop. Outstanding food, solid hiking, waterfalls, surfing, the
best mandarins you will ever have in your life, plenty of horses for your riding
pleasure, lots of Korean people, somewhat affordable, lots of dragonflies, and
general laid-back vibe. The negatives would be far too many speed bumps (traffic
accidents must be almost zero on Jeju), a lot of traffic camera enforcement
zones which really made other drivers want to speed when the speeding zone
ended, far too many white rental cars, and a general lack of good breakfast but
breakfast is lacking in Korea in general. Should you go to Jeju? I’m not the
boss of you so you should do whatever you want. Do I regret going? No. Will I
go again? No because I won’t get to be a Spartan ranking 100 in Halo if I’m exploring
Korea all the time.
Random
Thoughts
It’s
been raining like the Great Galveston Storm lately in Korea.
I’ve
been gaming super hard. If you have an Xbox, add me johnlanger
I’m
not going to brag about how many books I’ve read so far this year because nobody
cares. (33)
I
don’t partake in many experiments about food or my general health. That has
changed. I am currently on month 3 of a very ambitious experiment. Will write
about it in 9 months (that’s how long it takes to create a baby!)
Pogos
are big in Korea. In America they are called corn dogs. Non stop learning going
on over here.
You
can’t just buy a baguette or garlic bread in Korea. Everything is filled with
something else. Buy a pastry? Filled with olives. Buy a pretzel? Filled with
cream.
Everything is filled with some random food that makes it taste way
worse. I would like to formally state my displeasure about this particular
culinary Korean experience.
Everyone
thinks they are better looking, smarter, and benevolent than they actually are.
I
only have three weeks off this summer and while I realize most people don’t get
3 weeks, I’m unsatisfied.
Netflix
is overrated.
I’ve
been drinking a lot of water and lemon recently.
Movie
theaters in Korea are releasing old movies so I went to see the first John Wick
on Saturday. Great flick. Also, you can bring in your own food to cinemas here
but you can’t bring in soup. Not even famous Jeju soup.
You
know what’s boring? Baseball.
I
went to Changdeokgung Palace in Seoul last week. Because of what’s happening
and because it was raining, I went on a tour with just me, my friend from work
and the guide. The guide said that normally there are about 100 people taking
the tour. I can only imagine my way was more enjoyable.
The
guide noted that a famous king had eradicated corruption. The next sentence she
mentioned that the king later died from someone poisoning his food. So I asked,
“So he didn’t really get rid of corruption did he?” She stopped enjoying the
small group size at that point.
I’m
not sure if I will write a post about this because it’s a huge downer but suicide
is a big part of the culture here. It’s in their shows, movies and politics. I’m
not sure what the solution is but I certainly need to sit my students down and
tell them not to kill themselves. What a strange topic to have to cover. Oh,
just so you know kids, don’t kill yourself. Not good.
On
a lighter note, baby goats are the goat.
Thanks
for checking in on your favourite Bert. Try and enjoy your summer and will
write again soon.
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“What good
is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.” John Steinbeck