Wednesday, November 13, 2024

How Is That Business Going?

 Greetings.

 

My writing has slowed. I don’t love it. Here is an update about the empire I am trying to run.

 












I didn’t want to bore you with so many bubble posts that this became a blog about bubbles. I only wrote one full post about it and haven’t gone far past that. To snap out of my writing funk, I decided to dive deeper into what has consumed my life for the past 3+ years.

While living in Seoul during the pandemic, I decided to move back to Canada. It had almost been ten years since I moved to Thailand and I wanted to spend more time with my family. While I enjoyed teaching, I had heard that teaching at home can be a challenge (it is) and might not be the right career choice for the next 25 years when I moved home. I had been interested in starting a business and the idea of entrepreneurship. I started to think, “What is similar to teaching but a bit more fun?” and “What do people spend a lot of money on?” This guided me to birthday parties for kids which led me to find lots of bubble businesses in Los Angeles and New York. I wouldn’t need a storefront, seemed simple enough and half the year I could do the majority of shows outdoors.

 









From the day I started looking into how to start a bubble business to today, this idea has essentially taken over my life. Nobody in Ottawa was doing this. A few small businesses were doing this in Toronto but that was about it. Bubbles were not a thing. I was terrified that someone was going to take this idea and have it up and running by the time I moved back to Ottawa. I created a Google alert for Bubbles in Ottawa. The only emails I would get would be about housing bubbles and COVID bubbles; turns out I had nothing to worry about. It’s been three years and if someone wants bubbles in Ottawa, they reach out to me.

 

When I write that someone reaches out, it is about 99% of moms who e-mail me. Occasionally, a dad will reach out but for whatever reason, birthday planning seems to fall on the mom’s side of the planning fence. Here are some other timbits of information that I have learned since starting Bubble Birthdays:

 

-Free food! Sometimes. Lots of pizza and cake being served a parties and usually lots leftover for the bubble guy to eat in his car on the way to the next show.

 

-Ottawa is super windy and wind isn’t ideal for making big bubbles.

 









-I have so much bubble stuff. The number of bins, tarps, wands, chargers, signs, tattoos, bookmarks, guar gum, baking powder, Dawn, gloves, glycerin, cutting boards, straws, books, paper towels, pony beads, pipe cleaners, pipettes, first aid kits, tables, towels, signs, speakers, etc. It’s wild. In Seoul, I owned one plate. That plate broke one day and I started using my cutting board. How times change.

 

-Google ads work. More than half of my business comes from Google ads and while it isn’t super cheap, I would be in big trouble without it.

 

-People call bubbles balloons a lot. “Oh, look at that balloon” or “Pop those balloons”. It shouldn’t annoy me as much as it does but it gets me.


-Whatever goes right, I take the credit. If something goes wrong, it’s a bit harder to blame someone else but I try.

 

-Nobody has not paid me for a party or event. I thought it would happen maybe once or twice a year. People are generally good.

 

-I have thirty-six 5-star reviews. Not bad but I should probably have more. Some people LOVE writing reviews but if I had a review for every time someone said they would write me one, I would have many, many more reviews!

-I thought once someone hired me, that would be the end of it. It turns out, multiple people have hired me for another party or event. I have been to one kid’s birthday party three times! It’s also somewhat common for me to have gone to one kid’s party and their younger brother or sister wanted me back for their party. This pleases the Bubble King.

 

-I dressed up as a Bubble King for Halloween…

 

-Kids LOVE stickers and tattoos. The bookmarks I give away aren’t as big of a hit but I hope they are being put to good use.

 

-I have forgotten a lot of materials in a lot of different places. This might not surprise you. The number of gloves I have lost is very high. Should this encourage me to make and bring a checklist with me to every show? It should. It should.


-You know what song still gets young and older people going? The Macarena.

https://www.theringer.com/2023/2/8/23590543/los-del-rio-the-macarena-podcast-history








 

-Having a graphic designer design marketing materials or anything else that helps a business look good is essential. Canva has also been a big help.

 











-I have been doing more and more shows for kids with special needs and it warms my heart that I can bring joy to kids of all ages and abilities.

 

-I make a lot of bubble solution in my bubble lab; I mean A LOT of solution.


-I thought at one point I would be in the newspaper or have a TV morning show reach out to me; that has not happened.

-I put Santa in a bubble so that was something that happened.












-I made T-shirts that said, I like big bubbles and I cannot lie. Apparently, parents don’t want to dress their kids in them.

-End-of-the-year BBQs are a huge thing here in Ottawa.

-I did 50 shows in June. 50.

 

My ultimate goal is to turn Bubble Birthdays into a franchise. My dream would be to have them all over the world. Australia, Europe, Africa. The warmer the place, the better it would be because there is a significant drop in the winter months compared to when I can do shows outdoors. I am working on my franchise idea this winter and hopefully, I can make some progress in the upcoming months.

 









I run this business full-time from May until about October and then I supply teach a few days a week in the fall and winter.

Would I consider this venture a success up to this point? Yes, but I want more.

Has giving up the majority of my weekends been a challenge? Yes, but I have some time during the week. Unless it is summer then I have a show almost every day.

 

Am I worried someone will start a rival bubble business in Ottawa? No, and I welcome the challenge.

 

While I doubt too many people thought this was a great business to start, I think it has turned out as well as I could have hoped. I like being in charge and making all of the decisions. I enjoy the marketing side and helping organizations that help out in the community. It’s been fulfilling to start from zero, and have no bookings to now when people reach out fairly consistently because they have heard such great things.

 

I hope my bubble update didn’t pop the fun out of reading my post and I hope to be back soon for non-bubble-related updates.

 

Sincerely,

 

The Bubble King



"You’re too big to blow bubbles." Kid at a party. 




Saturday, August 3, 2024

2024 Summer Update

 

Greetings from Pakenham!





















Let me fill you in. I have a girlfriend named Caitlin. She has three girls and we have all been living together in Pakenham, Ontario. Cute little town outside of Ottawa. We are just simple country folk. We have Friday night BBQs, live near a ski hill, have squirrels that are trying to ruin my life, and a driveway that is becoming more and more of a safety hazard with each passing day.


We recently went to Canada’s Wonderland together. We are going whitewater rafting and a water park at the end of the summer to start off the school year with a splash.














My bubble business has been keeping me busy. I am looking forward to a slower pace in the fall and winter. I will teach occasionally but I am anticipating lots of NFL watching, Xbox gaming, reading, and squirrel hunting.


We are almost finished watching The Sopranos. This is my first time watching it and I’m a fan. I am also reading The Sopranos Sessions.  They write a short essay about each episode and have extended interviews with the creator of the show. 

















We have gotten pretty into birds but I think that will be its own post.  


Did I mention how much I hate squirrels? I have a memory of my dad shooting squirrels with my water gun as a kid. I thought he was insane; now I get it. 


In case you are unaware, tic season has been especially bad so that’s important information.


We have recently gone to see Despicable me 4 and Inside Out 2; not terrible.


Another fun fact: custom frames are not inexpensive so keep that in mind the next time you buy a painting and think, oh, getting a frame will be an easy and cheap thing to get off the list.


Nothing weird going on in America so that’s good.


Why does the grass grow so fast?


We had a woodpecker stuck in the garage for about a day. My idea to get it out? Play a woodpecker call from YouTube on my speaker to lure it out. You know how that turned out.














Remember when I lived abroad?


In a surprising move, I dropped my keys in a lake next to a boathouse. A few days later I locked my keys in my car and I forgot a $400 piece of bubble equipment in the grass that ended up getting destroyed by a lawn mower. #classicbert


I hope you are enjoying your summer. Stay up late. Eat ice cream. Jump in a pool. Enjoy the long days. Play some glow-in-the-dark bocce ball. Embrace the heat because you know what’s coming.






“You steer the ship the best way you know. Sometimes it’s smooth. Sometimes you hit the rocks. In the meantime, you find your pleasures where you can.”

Junior



Sunday, February 4, 2024

Washington + 2024 Update

 









Have you missed me? Unlikely. Here is your update.

I was just in Olympia, Washington, at the beginning of January. I was visiting friends that I met while living in Nakhon. It brings me great joy that we still get to hangout.

Thailand 2012
































We went to a comedy show to see this guy:












We hiked part of Mount Rainier


















And we also did a mid-week hike in Olympic National Forest

































We went bowling, went to an arcade, and ate a lot of great Thai food. Life isn't all bad.


I got caught up on some administrative bubble work, got some reading done, and had a break from bubble parties and supply teaching. Do you know what people in Seattle love? Pinball and arcades. I visited the Pinball Museum in Seattle. I am not a pinball wizard. Yet.

Did I spend 6 hours there? Maybe. Is it the best museum I have ever been to? Yes.


https://www.kuow.org/stories/did-you-know-seattle-s-pinball-culture















Bubble Birthdays kept me busy full-time from May to October. I have been supply teaching at a school nearby. I just started a short-term contract for a grade 5 class while their teacher is on leave and I will be there until at least the end of February. However, the main priority is my business. I want to hire people this spring and see how big I can make my bubble business grow. 












I have tried to give something up for the entire year for the last few years. One year I gave up drinking, another year I stopped gambling, and two years ago I gave up any sort of treat that you would give to a kid. Last year my goal was to stop swearing, stop complaining, and stop drinking Red Bull. How did I do? I had a swear job app on my phone and it has $120 in it. I’m almost positive it’s impossible not to complain for an entire year but I am more aware of my complaining and I think I have it under control. I had relatively no trouble giving up energy drinks but let's just say, I have had a few in 2024. 









What did I give up this year? That’s a bit of a nosy question but I guess I will answer. My goal for 2024 is to not eat or drink at any chain restaurant or drink establishment. My thinking was I was stopping too often (especially in the summer) for something to drink or to get ice cream from McDonald’s or Wendy’s. Nobody should be getting nourishment from a drive-thru because it’s not actual food so I have given it up for 2024. Have I lost weight? No! Have I gained weight? Surprisingly, yes! Now, like the treat denial, there is a bit of a grey area. What exactly is a treat? What exactly is a chain? My initial rule was a chain had to have 3 or more locations but there is a small grace period to iron out what I am giving up for the year. For example, there is a donut shop in Ottawa called Maverick Donuts. They have three local locations. Are they a chain like Burger King is? I would lean towards no. It’s locally owned and isn’t making billions of dollars. Another reason I chose this challenge was to eat more locally and support small businesses. For my sanity, I believe the rule will be if it’s in more than one country, has more than 6 locations, and seems to be on track to continue to grow and not remain a locally-owned business, then I will consider it a chain. If it has a drive-thru, that’s also a good reason to skip eating there.















Quick thoughts:

-Sandbox VR is good, clean fun. (I tried uploading the video Sandbox sent us but it didn't work so here is a link to what it looks like)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ9DOIrZiK0&ab_channel=SandboxVR


-Snow days as a teacher is almost as good as having a snow day as a kid.

-Why are you buying books for kids? The library is free, people! Just go online, find the most popular books, put them on hold at your local library, and just wait for them to come to you. 

-Watch the movie American Fiction.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0MbLCpYJPA&ab_channel=MGM


-Leo is also a great flick. Good message for kids. Accurately depicts the life of a kindergarten teacher.











The top books I read in 2023: The Covenant of Water, Ultra-Processed People, The Smart Money, The Stranger in the Woods.

-Is it springtime yet?





"Waste enough minutes and you could waste a lifetime."